Sunday, April 3, 2011

For Rent...

For rent by the hour

One two and a half year old toddler
Dont be fooled by his tiny size
Eats like a 16 year old
Talks sometimes like a 16 year old (today from the back of my car comes a little voice "Mommy, are those cars pissing you off?")
Is house trained like a drunken 16 year old (sometimes we make it, sometimes we don't)


(I say rent bc I am slightly attached to the monkey and don't want to see him go permanently... just would like to clean the house without a mess being made in the room i just cleaned and possibly have a glass of wine in peace before 10 pm)

2 comments:

Amy said...

LOL! Too funny :)

Cari said...

Amen.

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