For Rent...

For rent by the hour

One two and a half year old toddler

Dont be fooled by his tiny size

Eats like a 16 year old

Talks sometimes like a 16 year old (today from the back of my car comes a little voice "Mommy, are those cars pissing you off?")

Is house trained like a drunken 16 year old (sometimes we make it, sometimes we don't)

(I say rent bc I am slightly attached to the monkey and don't want to see him go permanently... just would like to clean the house without a mess being made in the room i just cleaned and possibly have a glass of wine in peace before 10 pm)